A lot of people ask "why 'chowder-head?'". Well, I like it as a clean derogatory/exclamation and when writing the song I couldn't think of another one that was PG13 and three syllables with the accent on the first syllable. (let me know if you think of one, I'll try it out!)
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Hang up and Drive, you chowder head,
Hang up and Drive, you fool
I’m on the road – I want to get home tonight
I’m on the road – I want to get home alive - Hang up and Drive
I thought that you had a heart attack
I thought that you weren’t old enough to drive
Are you possessed by a demon witch?
I see the phone – son of a bitch
Hang up and Drive, you chowder head
Hang up and Drive, you fool
I’m on the road – I want to get home tonight
I’m on the road – I want to get home alive - Hang up and Drive
You’re going 10 in a 35
You’re drifting left, now you’re in my lane
You must be texting the president
Maybe you’re chatting with aliens - Hang up and drive
Well I see you reading - and Texting
I see you surfing - and Tweeting
I see you looking - straight down
Are you checking e-mail?
Lets put your wife in my car.
Lets put your kids, in my car.
Lets put your friends, in my car.
Lets put your mom,
Lets put your dad,
Lets put your ass in my car –
then maybe you’ll drive!... you chowder head - Hang up and Drive, you fool
I’m on the road – Trying to get home tonight
I’m on the road – Trying to get home alive
want to get home alive - I want to get home tonight
Hang up and drive
Hang up and Drive, you fool
I’m on the road – I want to get home tonight
I’m on the road – I want to get home alive - Hang up and Drive
I thought that you had a heart attack
I thought that you weren’t old enough to drive
Are you possessed by a demon witch?
I see the phone – son of a bitch
Hang up and Drive, you chowder head
Hang up and Drive, you fool
I’m on the road – I want to get home tonight
I’m on the road – I want to get home alive - Hang up and Drive
You’re going 10 in a 35
You’re drifting left, now you’re in my lane
You must be texting the president
Maybe you’re chatting with aliens - Hang up and drive
Well I see you reading - and Texting
I see you surfing - and Tweeting
I see you looking - straight down
Are you checking e-mail?
Lets put your wife in my car.
Lets put your kids, in my car.
Lets put your friends, in my car.
Lets put your mom,
Lets put your dad,
Lets put your ass in my car –
then maybe you’ll drive!... you chowder head - Hang up and Drive, you fool
I’m on the road – Trying to get home tonight
I’m on the road – Trying to get home alive
want to get home alive - I want to get home tonight
Hang up and drive